tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post7131115148599069937..comments2009-05-16T13:26:03.407-04:00Jozet at Halushkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-17434355724528479112009-05-16T13:26:03.407-04:002009-05-16T13:26:03.407-04:00Oh my. Oh no. I have a four year old and a one year old. I thought this was going to get BETTER when they start school.<br /><br />Oh my. Oh, no.Megan@SortaCrunchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17202909752129884370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-31883964344747396902009-05-16T10:23:53.631-04:002009-05-16T10:23:53.631-04:00Stop peeking in my mirrors woman!preTzelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536465579225240434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-83733608240590708802009-05-15T20:49:26.434-04:002009-05-15T20:49:26.434-04:00I laughed so much at this I fucking Cried. Funny tears, not-sad, sad, why are these smallish type People trying to eat my soul-tears. <br /><br />Also, Do you know how many Fabric Softener Sheets you can put in your back pocket during a heavy laundry day without looking like Vern Troyer has subletted your ass? 17. The answer is 17.<br /><br />Also, also, a cat in place of a plunger or a pipe snake is soooooo much better. And way more Badass.cIIIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02758912891421225305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-35472417474146862822009-05-15T00:13:39.920-04:002009-05-15T00:13:39.920-04:00Incredible. You're a genius. A harried, hilarious genius.dianeinjapanhttp://dianeclark.typepad.com/popcorn_and_sushi/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-32256621112869890812009-05-14T00:16:17.604-04:002009-05-14T00:16:17.604-04:00And all this time I thought you were eating bon bons...Variations On A Themehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05999890261136824148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-71982698783000363392009-05-13T18:07:41.411-04:002009-05-13T18:07:41.411-04:00Children do make the day a bit more busy.Angelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02786127130691625566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-15111692710880162452009-05-13T14:39:29.012-04:002009-05-13T14:39:29.012-04:00PapersPapersPapersPapersPapers!<br /><br />Bravo!Little Girl Big Glasseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03086028286030512394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-21399822286716067012009-05-12T22:13:04.502-04:002009-05-12T22:13:04.502-04:00Oh yeah. I'm with you. Right down to losing track of the toddler.Julie @ The Mom Slanthttp://themomslant.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-57965224760766184752009-05-12T21:41:39.528-04:002009-05-12T21:41:39.528-04:00I wish cats would learn to feed themselves. And the kids. There's no good reason why they can't whip up a casserole.Marinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-69325014750313900302009-05-12T16:19:03.978-04:002009-05-12T16:19:03.978-04:00Yes.<br /><br />That's just it.mamatuliphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-83095253671306453812009-05-12T15:41:08.676-04:002009-05-12T15:41:08.676-04:00Don't forget to breathe.Professor Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02540617923517042598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-64749850603250489952009-05-12T15:03:53.064-04:002009-05-12T15:03:53.064-04:00That. Was. Awesome!!<br /><br />Shade and Sweetwater,<br />KKyddrynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07668797984157146798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-69068275522313840762009-05-12T12:07:38.252-04:002009-05-12T12:07:38.252-04:00The Ode to May. May is especially heinous isn't it? I feel like I've been hit by a truck and it isn't even halfway done.Fairly Odd Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11974404093257620566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-84538948956646527492009-05-12T11:16:02.550-04:002009-05-12T11:16:02.550-04:00Yep. That's it, all right.slouching momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05602868040771218507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-54122913081404713342009-05-12T11:12:35.866-04:002009-05-12T11:12:35.866-04:00There you go again, strumming my pain with your fingers, singing my life with your words.Julie Pipperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-13944589270823859932009-05-12T08:29:09.559-04:002009-05-12T08:29:09.559-04:00Jonathan,<br /><br />Thank you for putting it in perspective. We just had a conversation about why some people think a size 6 is "fat" and why that's wrong and why do boys think its fun to try to look at girls without their clothes on. Oy.Jozet at Halushkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-30297462307647813202009-05-12T08:19:07.098-04:002009-05-12T08:19:07.098-04:00That was a great read! Thank you for sharing your month of May with us.<br /><br />I *WISH* I was dealing with that kinda life right now. Instead I'm dealing with:<br /><br />Why are you smoking?<br />Don't you know I have asthma and that is seriously bad for you?!<br />You're drinking too?<br />Who is giving you smokes and beer?<br />You have a boyfriend?<br />OMG, his dad has been my arch enemy since grade school!<br />You want to move out?<br />How are you going to get by when you don't have a job?<br />You don't even help with laundry.<br />You want to quit school too?<br /><br />And it goes on and on...<br /><br />Well, she doesn't even live with me, but I'm dad so I need to *try* to get to the bottom of this. Maybe if she lived with me it would be different.Jonathanhttp://www.smithcreate.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-72606234084680714472009-05-12T07:49:31.151-04:002009-05-12T07:49:31.151-04:00Lol...yes, the checks are getting bigger as we speak. The "high price" of diapers and formula is bubble-gum money in comparison.<br /><br />And there is a poem in me somewhere about enjoying it all (and being very glad we don't also have a dog to walk), but the month of May and everything coming to a head/end before the summer is especially exhausting.Jozet at Halushkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-55750370100496771742009-05-12T07:15:30.752-04:002009-05-12T07:15:30.752-04:00Reading this made me feel so much better. I mean, in a "thank you for sharing" way, not in a "sure sucks to be you!" kind of way.<br /><br />It's why we don't have any cats or participate in after school activities.Rimahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15883046753707687727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-23120936964237852592009-05-12T01:50:54.492-04:002009-05-12T01:50:54.492-04:00It doesn't change much as they get older--well, the checks get bigger (hard to fathom, I know).Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-25880518961625964642009-05-11T23:55:33.516-04:002009-05-11T23:55:33.516-04:00Sheesh woman.<br /><br />I told you to stop peeking in my windows and writing poems about my life.<br /><br />I've been told that once the kids move out it starts all over again with the damn grandkids.<br /><br />It's a vicious cycle. Dammit.Redneck Mommyhttp://theredneckmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-47699457762173190732009-05-11T23:49:49.401-04:002009-05-11T23:49:49.401-04:00And then they grow up and move away and we wish we could do it all over again. Or so I've been told...Kathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01974881173261676027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10673240.post-9276116231935186252009-05-11T23:24:35.281-04:002009-05-11T23:24:35.281-04:00If there were a contest, you'd have won. But I think it's more of a carnie game and it's rigged, so no giant Wall-E doll for you.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com